Embarrassing Stag Party Ideas (No Cameras!) – NSFW

Stag parties have certain aims and objectives that must be upheld: 1) to get drunker as a group than you have ever been in your lives and 2) to embarrass the groom-to-be as horrifically as possible. While we’re pretty sure you guys can take care of the first one by yourselves, the latter involves a little bit more creativity. With that in mind, here is our compilation of the most embarrassing stag party ideas of all time. Pick your poison from the list below and begin preparing your evil plans to make your stag blush like a virgin in a whorehouse.

 

Little People Hire
As far as embarrassing stag party ideas go, this one is right up there with the best of them. Many stag parties opt to rent out a Little Person for the evening and handcuff him to the stag. You can ask him to dress in costume if you wish (we’d recommend kitting him out in the same clothes as the stag for maximum effect.) During the three hours they spend together, the little person has to do everything the stag does, including drinking. By the end of the evening, you’ll not only be carrying the stag home, but his partner-in-crime should be fairly tipsy too! Okay, you might want to allow some cameras for this one because we won’t lie, it’s pretty hilarious.

Quirky Suits and Costumes
A very popular theme in the world of stag parties, silly suits and crazy costumes are sure to rev up the embarrassment factor. You could all choose to go in-costume as a group, or save this particular shame for the groom-to-be. An increasingly popular costume-choice for the stag is a delightful dildo number. A rather flattering outfit, it comes in varying shades of nude and works well when paired with a bright-red face. Get yours from amazon now and make sure your groom doesn’t miss out on one of the most embarrassing stag party ideas since the dawn of time. He might feel like a bit of a knob (aaayyyy!) but the rest of the group will get a good laugh out of it.

 

Male Stripper
A twist on the traditional stag party activity, why not leave your mate red-faced and raging with you by organising him a male stripper? Take some time prior to the stag-do to plant the seeds of shame with this one; keep dropping hints to the stag that you’ve organised him a lapdance from a fine female, ensuring that he’ll be extra surprised when the beefcake you’ve booked walks through the door. (Maybe have a camera at the ready for this one too. You’ll never want to forget the look on the stag’s face.)

 

No-Show Stag-Do
This one only requires a little bit of pre-planning, and the best part is it’s free. Tell the stag to arrive at the venue earlier than the rest of the crew, leading him to think you’ll all be there at that time too. Let him stew there alone for a little bit, thinking that no one’s showed up for him. (Cruel, we know.) The embarrassment of thinking he’s dealing with a bunch of no-shows will quickly be swapped for the embarrassment of you and the lads barrelling through the door, twenty minutes late and roaring his name. This is one of the meaner embarrassing stag party ideas, but if it’s executed correctly, the stag will see the funny side. (Hopefully!)

 

Accommodation “issues”
If you’re taking the stag-party on tour, this embarrassing stag party idea is a must. When the group arrives to the accommodation, the best man/whoever organised the accommodation should take a couple of minutes to inform the groom that reception has no booking on file for the group. Enjoy the hilarious sight of him losing the plot for as long as you can keep a straight face, before finally revealing the truth. Nothing like a good old-fashioned blood-pressure spike to kick off a weekend of sessioning!

 

Roly-Poly
Another twist on the stripper idea, this one involves a little bit of cunning. First, you’ll need two strippers; the typical type, and a lady of a slightly, er, larger persuasion. Let the groom enjoy a little bit of a show from the proper dancer, before having her blindfold him for his personal lap dance. This is where the curvier lady comes in. Have the strippers swap roles and let the larger lady provide the lap dance, before the big reveal at the end *ahem*. This will work particularly well if the groom has had a few drinks as his senses won’t really be up to scratch, so he won’t cop on to the trickery too quickly.

 

The Lamp Post
An iconic stag party tradition, the lamp post prank is one of the oldest, most embarrassing stag party ideas in the book. We’ve all seen it; some poor lad with his jeans around his ankles, scarlet-faced, cable-tied to a lamp post and left to his own devices. However, the fact that it’s tradition doesn’t mean it’s not funny as hell for everyone involved… except the groom, of course. Just don’t leave him there for too long or forget about him. It gets cold overnight, y’know.

 

The Mankini
Okay, so technically this one could have fallen under costumes, but it’s just so funny we had to give it its own point. We’ll finish this list of embarrassing stag party ideas off with a lovely costume suggestion – the humble mankini. Just take a moment and imagine with us; the entire group of you, strutting to the bar like gangsters, cigars in your mouths, ready to go wild… led by a man in a lime-green, ass-baring mankini. We can actually feel the future shame of the stag from here. 

 

Have a Crack at Gaelic Games: The Ultimate Stag Party Adventure in Ireland

Ah, Gaelic games! They’re at the heart of Irish culture and an absolute blast for any stag party. Picture this: your best mates, some hurling sticks, and a bit of friendly competition. It’s the perfect mix of tradition, teamwork, and good old-fashioned fun. Whether it’s the lightning speed of hurling or the strategic play of Gaelic football, your stag group is in for an unforgettable time with our Gaelic Games Ireland activity.

Gaelic Games is Challenging and Fun

Trust me, lads, there’s nothing quite like the thrill of our Gaelic games Ireland stag party activity. It’s not just about the sport—it’s about the camaraderie, the banter, and the memories you’ll make. Our stag groups love the challenge and the authentic Irish experience. Plus, where else can you get a proper workout while having a laugh with your mates?

Our Stag Party Gaelic Games Ireland  is Available in the Following Locations:

We’ve got you covered across Ireland’s most iconic spots. Here’s a little intro to where you can get stuck into Gaelic games:

• Carrick-on-Shannon: Enjoy the vibrant nightlife and beautiful waterways. Book your stag party in Carrick-on-Shannon.
• Kilkenny: Explore medieval heritage and lively pubs. Book your stag party in Kilkenny.
• Carlingford: Experience picturesque landscapes and exciting activities. Book your stag party in Carlingford.
• Cork: Dive into the rebel city’s vibrant atmosphere. Book your stag party in Cork.
• Dublin: Immerse yourself in the bustling capital city. Book your stag party in Dublin.
• Galway: Enjoy the cultural heart of Ireland’s west coast. Book your stag party in Galway.
• Limerick: Explore rich history and vibrant nightlife. Book your stag party in Limerick.
• Mullingar: Experience charming towns and scenic lakes. Book your stag party in Mullingar.
• Sligo: Discover stunning landscapes and lively pubs. Book your stag party in Sligo.
• Waterford: Discover the Viking city with a modern twist. Book your stag party in Waterford.

Each location offers a unique backdrop for your Gaelic game adventure. You’re guaranteed a grand time, no matter where you choose.

What’s Included in Our Gaelic Games Ireland Package?

We’ve thought of everything to make your day brilliant. From top-notch gear to expert guides, we’ve got it all sorted.

Our Games:

• Gaelic Football: Think of it as a mix between soccer and rugby. With two teams of 15, the aim is to score by kicking or punching the ball into the opponent’s goal for 3 points, or between the posts above the goal for 1 point.
• Hurling: Often called the fastest field sport in the world. You’ll be hitting a small ball (sliotar) with a wooden stick (hurley), trying to score by sending the ball into the goal or over the crossbar.
• Camogie: This is hurling’s sister sport, played by women with similar rules but tweaked a bit for female players.
• Handball: A fast-paced game where you hit a small rubber ball against a wall with your hands. The goal? Make it rebound so your opponent can’t return it.
• Rounders: Think baseball or softball, but with an Irish twist. You’ll hit a small ball with a bat and run around bases to score runs.

Safety First, Lads:

• Padding: We’ve got padded walls and barriers around the court to keep everyone safe.
• First Aid: First aid kits and trained staff are on hand for any emergencies, making sure your experience is both fun and safe.

How to Book Your Stag Party?

Ready to book the ultimate stag party in Ireland? Give us a bell at 044 936 2222 or fill out the form on our website. We’ll get back to you within 24 hours with a tailor-made stag party package that hits all the right notes.

Hear It From the Lads

Our clients can’t stop raving about our stag party activities. Here’s what a few of them had to say:

• Barry Flanagan: “Great! They take the hassle out of organizing accommodation and activities for a stag. Plenty of package options to choose from and good communication too.”
• Robert Hooper: “Dealt with Rob from Stagit, very easy to deal with, accommodation and activities were 100%, will book again in the future.

Wrap Up Your Stag Party with Even More Fun!

After you’ve had your fill of Gaelic games Ireland , why not try a few more adventures? We’ve got loads of activities to keep the fun going, like foot golf, rugby golf, powerballz, foot darts, dodgeball, goggle soccer, bumper soccer, bowling, shocker soccer, and soccer skills. 

Book your ultimate stag party with Stagit and enjoy the best of Irish fun and games, making memories that will be talked about for years to come.

Experience Thrilling Jet Ski Adventures in Ireland and Beyond

Are you ready to give your stag party an unforgettable experience? Look no further than our stag party jet skiing activity! Imagine you and your friends cutting through the waves, the wind in your hair, and the thrill of speed. At Stagit, we offer the ultimate jet ski adventures in Ireland that will make your celebration legendary.

Why Our Stag Groups Can’t Get Enough of Jet Skiing?

Jet skiing is more than just an activity; it’s an exhilarating experience that brings people together. Here’s why our stag groups love it:

• Pure Thrill: There’s nothing quite like the rush you get from riding a jet ski. It’s fast, fun, and gets your adrenaline pumping.
• Great for Bonding: Jet skiing is a brilliant way to bond with your friends. You’ll laugh, race, and create memories that last a lifetime.
• Unmatched Fun: Our stag groups always rave about the sheer fun and excitement they have on the water.

Prime Jet Ski Ireland Locations We Offer

Kilkenny: Kilkenny is an ideal spot for jet skiing, known for its beautiful scenery and lively atmosphere. Whether you’re new to jet skiing or a seasoned pro, Kilkenny provides the perfect backdrop for your stag party adventure.

Our Jet Skiing Spots Outside of Ireland

Jet skiing isn’t just limited to Ireland. We also offer fantastic jet skiing experiences in several amazing international locations:

Madrid: Jet skiing in Madrid combines high-speed fun with the rich culture and vibrant nightlife of Spain’s capital. It’s a top pick for a stag party looking for both adventure and excitement. Book your stag party in Madrid!

Valencia: Valencia offers a unique mix of cultural experiences and water sports. Jet skiing in Valencia means enjoying the beautiful Mediterranean Sea and the city’s lively atmosphere. Book your stag party in Valencia!

Why Our Jet Skiing Package Stands Out?

Our jet skiing packages are designed to give you the best experience possible. Here’s what makes our packages special:

• Everything Taken Care Of: We handle all the details, so you can focus on having fun.
• Top-Quality Gear: We provide high-quality jet skis and safety equipment, ensuring a safe and exciting adventure.
• Friendly Guides: Our experienced guides are there to help you every step of the way, making sure you have the best time possible.

Check out our Jet Skiing Techniques and Skills guide to boost your skills and enjoy your ride even more!

How to Book Your Stag Party Activity Package With Us?

Booking your stag party in Ireland with Stagit is easy:

• Give Us a Call: Ring us at 044 936 2222 for a chat about your plans.
• Fill Out the Form: Head over to our form above, fill it out, and we’ll get back to you within 24 hours with a custom stag party package.

Hear From Our Satisfied Lads

Don’t just take our word for it—hear from some of the stag groups who have experienced the thrill of jet skiing with Stagit. Their stories highlight the ease, excitement, and unforgettable memories that come with booking a stag party through us.

• John Finn: “From the word go, it was brilliant having everything done for you. All I had to do was contact Stagit, and they sorted everything: finger food, nightclub admission, activities, and accommodation. It was totally hassle-free. It was great, and I’d highly recommend them.”
• Andrew Lally: “Used Stagit to organize a stag in Carrick on Shannon. Found Rob from Stagit a great help. Everything worked out very well from the accommodation to the activity. I would definitely recommend them. Thanks.”

Experience More Water Activities with Stagit

Our Jet Ski Ireland experience is just the beginning. At Stagit, we offer other exciting activities to make your stag party unforgettable. Try kayaking, paddle boarding, canoeing, boating, sea fishing, or the ultimate thrill of whitewater rafting.

Whether it’s jet skiing or other water adventures, Stagit has you covered. Contact us to book your perfect stag party. With our custom packages and friendly guides, we guarantee an experience you’ll remember for years. Book now and make your stag party an unforgettable adventure!